AHWTD: upcoming screenings

So, if you live in Spain, Hawaii or Philadelphia, I've got some news that will hopefully stir you out of your depressed monotony induced by living in such wretched places. That's right: A Horrible Way to Die is coming to town!

First off, following our surprisingly successful, award-garnering U.S. premiere at Fantastic Fest, we will be hastily shuttling an HDCAM tape off to Spain for our European premiere at the Sitges International Fantastic Film Festival of Catalonia. A Horrible Way to Die is part of the "New Visions - Fiction" category, and screens on October 11th at 10 a.m. (I'm pretty sure I'm reading that right, although it seems odd) and October 12th at 11:15 p.m. Sitges is possibly the most highly regarded genre festival in the world right now, so we are honored to be part of their program. I, for one, study their schedule every year just to see what foreign films I need to be aware of. Unfortunately, none of us can make it to Spain for this premiere, but if you are there, please go, and let us know if our Spanish subtitles make any sense whatsoever.

Next up, we're showing at the Hawaii International Film Festival at 10 p.m. on Friday, October 15th as part of the "After Dark" section. We're not sure if any of us are going to be there yet because we literally just found out when this screening is fifteen minutes ago when I found it on the internet. So, um, maybe someone will be there, but probably not. Still, if you live in Hawaii, you should definitely attend this screening. What else are you going to do, admire the beauty of your natural environment? Boring!

I, for one, definitely will not be at the Hawaii screening because I will be in Philadelphia the next day for our screenings at the Philadelphia Film Festival. Interestingly, we are part of the "American Independents" section alongside Tiny Furniture, in which our star Amy Seimetz plays a supporting role, so for fun you could see both films and make believe that she is playing the same character. A Horrible Way to Die is showing in the Annenburg-Montgomery auditorium (I say that like I have any idea where it is) on Saturday, October 16th at 9:45 p.m. and Sunday, October 17th at 10:05 p.m. Right now, it looks like it's going to just be me representing the film there, but if anyone decides to join me I will update this post. Obviously, if you live in Philadelphia, you have no choice but to waken trembling from your Yuengling hangover to come see A Horrible Way to Die. To say that our east coast premiere will be the biggest event to take place in Philadelphia since the Mummers Parade is hardly an understatement. So come on out, see A Horrible Way to Die and say hello. If I'm feeling sturdy that day, I'll even let you punch me in the stomach.

AHWTD FTW

A Horrible Way to Die had its U.S. premiere at Fantastic Fest on Sunday, September 26, 2010 at 6:30 pm at the Alamo Drafthouse Lamar in Austin, TX, which meant our audience could order and consume alcoholic beverages during the film. I don’t know if that helped, but both of our Fantastic Fest screenings sold out and included celebrity audience members such as Harry Knowles, Jeffrey Combs, Stuart Gordon and Elijah Wood, who was really cool about us all staring at him and loudly debating the relative merits of The Good Son before the screening started.

For those of you who’ve never been to Fantastic Fest, you need to go as soon as possible. It basically appears to be a festival that was designed specifically for me. They show insane movies, have festival ads deliberately conceived to be in the worst possible taste, stage target shooting events and boxing matches between filmmakers, and drink quantities of alcohol at a single festival party that exceed the amount consumed at most L.A. industry events in an entire year. They have premiered films ranging from There Will Be Blood to A Serbian Film, and even their most humble festival volunteers know more about cinema than tenured film theory professors. This was the first year I attended Fantastic Fest, but it will not be the last.

So, as has been already reported by various media outlets, A Horrible Way to Die actually won some awards at Fantastic Fest, to our vast delight and considerably more vast astonishment. In the horror category (we’re debatably a horror film, but we’ll take it), Amy Seimetz (in absentia) won best actress, which frankly seems about right, since I haven’t seen better acting in a film this year. AJ Bowen, who was at the festival, then won best actor, causing my heart to swell with joy like in the Grinch cartoon, only with slightly more pain and shoulder numbness. Then I won best screenplay. The less said about that decision, the better.

Appropriately enough, the Fantastic Fest trophy comes in the form of a beer stein that you receive onstage filled with beer (Dos Equis lager, if you’re curious). You then have 30 second to chug the beer in front of the audience or Alamo Drafthouse CEO Tim League will punch you in the solar plexus. I am not making this up, and it says absolutely everything you need to know about why Fantastic Fest is the best film festival in America.

I haven’t been able to find any photos online of us at the awards show. Oddly, present journalists seem to have been more concerned with photographing Messrs. League and Wood at the event. However, if you go to this link here, you can watch an indifferently shot video of the entire ceremony. At around 39:00, the apparently intoxicated announcer for our segment begins reading off the awards for our section. He somehow manages to pronounce all three of our names wrong, but he makes up for it by chugging a beer along with us on behalf of the absent Amy, which starts around 41:00. As you can see, AJ, who can drink a terrifying amount of whisky while remaining eerily lucid, actually loses the chugging contest, though a close-up photo would reveal that I am both weeping and trying not to vomit, having not chugged a stein of beer since high school. Fortunately, no such photos exist.

We then staggered back to our seats, grinning like fools.

Below are some photos of the Fantastic Fest award trophy taken by AJ. After the ceremony, we immediately went to the lobby bar, then did an interview for IFC on the red carpet while drinking more beer from our trophies. This interview has yet to surface, which should come as no surprise to anyone.

In all seriousness, we are all immensely thrilled and honored to have even played at Fantastic Fest, to say nothing of having received awards. It was an unexpectedly amazing experience that I will never forget.

Drinking excessive amounts of beer always makes me feel like a winner, but drinking excessive amounts of beer from my Fantastic Fest award trophy will make this feeling even more intense. Either that or it will somehow reverse it, in which case I can use the stein as a storage vessel for my tears of infinite regret and sadness. Either way, you can be certain it will receive some use in my household.

The AHWTD premiere, our first distribution deal, and upcoming screenings.

At 8 pm on Tuesday, September 14, A Horrible Way to Die had its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival. In attendance (besides myself) were Adam, Travis, Kim, Zak, our stars AJ Bowen, Amy Seimetz, Joe Swanberg, Brandon Carroll and Lane Hughes, supporting actor Michael Wilson, our co-DP Chris Hilleke, and associate producer Brad Miska.

We screened in Theater 2 at the AMC Yonge & Dundas 24, an enormous multiplex that had been taken over for festival screenings. The large theater was almost full, with only a few seats available in the front rows. That was surprising enough, but even more surprisingly, the audience seemed to love our film, applauding through most of the end credits. A few filmmakers I admire were randomly in attendance as well, such as Jim Mickle, Larry Fessenden and Bobcat Goldthwait. It was really cool.

Even better than any of that, though, was seeing how A Horrible Way to Die looked and sounded on a massive screen and a Dolby sound system. Adam and I had both been a little nervous about this, as our HDCAM tape transfers for the festival had to be put together quite hastily, but as soon as the movie began, we couldn’t believe how amazing the images and sound mix came out. The festival provided us with a tech rep for our screening, Keith, who consulted with Adam and me beforehand, and we remain grateful to him for his assistance. It was an unbelievable pleasure to see the movie in such a perfect theatrical environment.

Afterwards, we all got up onstage with beloved celebrity TIFF programmer Colin Geddes for a fun and occasionally informative Q&A session. Then we all went and got really drunk at a nearby bar, and then I staggered with Brad, Zak and Colin’s fiancée Kat to go see the midnight premiere of Insidious while everyone else journeyed by cab to some SXSW party, because apparently only Brad, Zak, Kat and I know how to keep it real at a film festival. Of course, I was so drunk that I literally remember almost nothing about that movie, but keeping it real isn’t about results, it’s about the effort.

Of course none of us took any photos of this event because Taylor Glascock wasn’t there and we were all frankly pretty overwhelmed at the time. And drunk. But photos were taken of us by sober professionals, as you can see.

Less than 48 hours later, after some insanely exciting hours, we signed a distribution deal for both a theatrical and home video release of A Horrible Way to Die in the U.S., U.K., Canada and Australia with Anchor Bay Entertainment. We chose Anchor Bay over other distributors not only because they have an excellent reputation in the filmmaking community, but because they seem to really get our film and know how to promote it. Anchor Bay started out mostly as a DVD label focusing on genre fare, but in recent years they’ve successfully expanded as a theatrical distributor and production studio. Just this year, they’ve released the arthouse hits Solitary Man and City Island, as well as smaller genre films such as Frozen and The Disappearance of Alice Creed, and have many more films on their 2011 slate, including another acclaimed TIFF selection, Beautiful Boy, and the big budget video game adaptation Tekken. At the risk of jinxing ourselves, we have every confidence that our movie will be a huge sleeper hit for them next year. We’re pretty damn excited to be part of the Anchor Bay library and hope that this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Details of our upcoming theatrical release through Anchor Bay Films, etc., will of course be posted here and elsewhere. In the meantime, though, our U.S. premiere at Fantastic Fest will be in Austin, TX this upcoming Sunday, September 26, at 6:30 pm at the Alamo Drafthouse Lamar. We screen again at the same location on Tuesday, September 28, at 5:45 pm. So if you live in Austin or are attending Fantastic Fest, please come out and see us. I’ll be there, in addition to Adam, AJ, Travis and Zak. If our Toronto audiences are any indication, it should be a pretty great time.

-Simon

Q: What's that pop song in the AHWTD trailer?

A: I don't know! Oh wait, yes I do. It's "Ships With Lights" by Healamonster & Tarsier. Here's a music video they made for it, so you can listen to the entire song:

Ships With Lights from Healamonster & Tarsier on Vimeo.

I also very strongly suggest that you check out their website at www.hmonstert.com, where you can stream all of their music, including "Ships With Lights." Download links are also provided there.

-Simon

some more A Horrible Way to Die set photographs

Photographer Corey Hale was on set for a couple of hours during one of the less fun days of shooting A Horrible Way to Die. He just sent me some production stills. We were filming outside of one of my best friend's childhood homes; his mother let us come in to use the bathroom. It was cold and rainy and we had several pages of driving scenes to get through. Good times.

-Simon

A Horrible Way to Die festival trailer launches online!

Yeah, I know, I just posted on our poster art and stills hitting the internet, but really that happened yesterday. Sorry. The big news today is that the festival trailer for A Horrible Way to Die, featuring a whopping two minutes of footage from the film, is now online for your viewing pleasure! And a pleasure it will be. Adam cut this promo together in my living room with some cool music Travis found and arranged for, and I think it's pretty excellent.

Right now the trailer is being exclusively hosted by The Hollywood Reporter's Heat Vision blog. Link to the post with our trailer is here. Check it out, please.

-Simon

(Photo of Adam Wingard, Amy Seimetz and Chris Hilleke on set by Taylor Glascock.)

A Horrible Way to Die festival poster art!

So, Travis and designer Yen Tan put together some poster art for our festival run, using one of our still photographs by Taylor Glascock to create the lettering for our title. It's pretty cool. Actual, physical posters should be arriving any day now, whereupon we will be promptly arrested for pasting them over traffic signs in Toronto to promote our premiere.

We offered this poster art to various websites as exclusives, along with some stills from the movie, so instead of posting the art here, I'm just going to link to some sites where you can see it. Hope that's not too annoying, but they're supporting us, so the least we can do is support them.

Cinematical

Twitch

Shock Til You Drop

Dread Central

Arrow in the Head/JoBlo.com

Quiet Earth

And of course, our own associate producer Brad Miska's Bloody-Disgusting, complete with a delightful disclosure notice, as well as our Toronto showtimes. Journalist integrity 4ever!

You can check out all those and more, as various websites start to cover our delightful little film. Travis, now working with our sales company Celluloid Nightmares, coordinated all this with our publicists at Prodigy PR, and we are hugely grateful to all of the websites and media who are reporting news on our film and its premiere. Hopefully the interest will only build from here.

I'm very excited.

-Simon